Friday, July 30, 2010

Corn Cups

The Stanford cafeteria is a magical place.  Its cups are made from corn.


They look like ordinary plastic cups, but they're even tougher.  I should know.  I have a habit of ripping cups apart.  The cups claim to be biodegradable.  Naturally, I was skeptical and so I immediately decided to investigate.  I threw a cup into my backyard two months ago and I've been closely monitoring it since then.  Here are a few of the photographs I've taken:



Pretty exciting, huh?  To keep everyone up-to-date on its progress, I will now be posting daily updates about the status of the cup to this blog.  It could turn into dirt any day now.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Eternity's Length

I'm trying something new.  I like making artwork, but I've never created anything that tells a story.  I've never created anything that even comes with a message or a devious hidden agenda.  Here is my first attempt:


The number of conceivable books is finite, but incomprehensibly large.  It’s so large that “astronomical” wouldn’t even begin to describe it, for it surpasses all astronomical measurements.


 Yet if you had eternity, you could read every conceivable book a billions times over and still find time to listen to every conceivable song, to play every conceivable chess game, and to watch every conceivable DVD.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Why Blogging is a Terrible Idea

Nothing is as powerful or as alluring as mystery.  Do you ever notice that in the scariest movies the monsters only appear briefly?  It's better that way.  No matter how scary they look, they're scarier unseen.  No film director can match the power of our own imaginations.  We can imagine creatures a thousand times worse than any on the movie screen.

We love mysteries, but still we beg for them to disappear.  We beg magicians to reveal their secrets, but once they do, the magic is lost.

As a child, adults mystified me.  Adults got to do all these secret things that I never got to try, like filling out tax returns.  I once heard about this mysterious thing called Calculus.  Other people knew about Calculus, but no one would explain it to me or even tell me what it was, like it was this huge secret.  Years later, I took a Calculus course.  It was much more intriguing before I knew what it was.

Mystery is why the nighttime is so captivating.  It's why quiet people fascinate me.  No one knows what they're really like.  They won't share their thoughts.  Their thoughts are too secretive to share.  This is why I fear that blogging could be a terrible mistake, because once you know my thoughts and experiences, the mystery will be lost.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

How to Look Cool: A Practical Guide

I occasionally look at self-help books, etiquette books, relationship books, and other advice books.  I find their advice to be generally right, but often useless.  It's just common sense, nothing more.  Each of us is born with a gift for understanding complex social behaviors.  It comes naturally to us.  It isn't learned in a classroom or from a book, but through experiencing actual social interactions.  Thus, practical advice is an illusion.

Now for some practical advice on how to look cool: