I get a lot of the same questions over and over again. I thought I'd answer these questions on my blog once and for all, so that people wouldn't need to keep asking me. Here we go:
Q. How's it going?
A. I'm good, thanks for asking.
Q. Did you do anything exciting this weekend?
A. Yes, I slept in and I read a really interesting book and I ate some cheese. I'm kind of addicted to Port Salut cheese.
Q. If you became a fugitive where would you hide?
A. I've got the perfect spot. I know about an underground room in a church building that pretty much no one knows exists or how to get to it.
Q. How can I be more like you?
A. Well you can start by learning how to program a computer. Then spend a couple hours analyzing the books on your bookshelves. Try to figure out why you arranged your books the way you did. Then ask yourself how I would arrange your book collection if I was there and then rearrange it like that.
Q. When a plant grows where does the material that makes up the plant come from?
A. It mostly comes from the air. It does not comes from the ground because then there would be giant holes beneath trees.
Q. Can I use your bathroom?
A. Yes, you may. It's down the hall and to the left.
